Wow! What a Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy weekend! I thought all I had to look forward to was the Oscars on Sunday night then......the clouds parted and like a gift from heaven the writers strike is over and SNL is back bitches!!!
Tina Fey made a brilliant return to her old stomping grounds with the best SNL skit since Peyton Manning's United Way skit!!
Bitch is the new Black was basically a five minute free endorsement commercial for Hillary Clinton! But it was SO much more than that...it was truly some brilliant fucking writing! I would love to embed the video or even post a youtube link but unfortunately youtube is removing them faster than people can even upload them because NBC is really sticking to the copyright infringement!! (as they should because it's effing amazing)
So, by the time anyone gets around to even reading my blog the links will be dead anyway but if you can.....look up Tina Fey SNL Hillary and it is fucking BRILLIANT!
Then Sunday night, the night I wait for all year long, the 80th annual even...
The one, the ONLY....
The Snoozefest!
Damn! Booooooooooooooring!
I mean there weren't even enough red carpet hits or misses to even discuss.....it was like a play it safe sea of BLACK!
The awards were another story....all foreigners, from movies I haven't even watched!!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Nytol anyone? Not even the funniest dude on Comedy Central could keep me awake....Jon Stewart was fighting a losing battle!
Major disappointment there.....then low and behold....Big Brother After Dark! Cha Ching! Jackpot for keeping me at least awake and entertained! Stripping, pool orgy and in general just a bunch of whores making out!! More exciting then watching yet another montage of "Oscar Moments" zzzzzz
I just hope CBS disinfects those people before unleashing them back into society lol!
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i thought the bit was brilliant!! Tina Fey rocks.
I created some "bitch is the new black" and "bitches get stuff done" shirts/buttons/etc
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as for BB9... my goodness, they are all trollops. (last night BB added dental dams to their condom drawer. yeeesh.)
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